First Time

July 18, 2010 at 5:38 am (Humour) (, , )

Squeal Here

My very first time

I’m so excited

but afraid I won’t

measure up

surely he’s had

better girls than I

the only thing

I’d improve on

is that I want to

share the experience with

Miss Gypsy

Now get your mind

out from the gutter!

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higher and higher

July 14, 2010 at 6:55 am (Humour) (, , )

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The world seems brighter

and softer, slightly blurred

fuzzy at the edges

everything more friendly

through the haze

I barely hear the words you say

floating off the ground

while sitting on the couch

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Heart Burn

May 1, 2010 at 2:38 am (Humour) (, , , , )

Fire Roasting Jalapeños
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You make my heart hurt

Flaming ache crawling up

The pain makes me want to cry

I’ve tried every remedy

that I can think of

and a few I made up

No. Relief. In. Sight.

Oh, you light my heart on fire

It’s singed by your heat

yet still I love you

My beloved

jalapeno

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Introductions

April 3, 2010 at 2:18 am (Humour) (, , , , )

Reader Gargoyle
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Angsty teen poetry.

I dreamt of fame,

though posthumous,

as befits angsty teen poetry.

But life went on, mine specifically

Posthumous publication being

impossible

whilst still living,

I opted to put the pen down.

Yet still my inner goth writes ballads

of tainted love, bitter tears and cutting words.

So publish I shall, though not yet dead,

via the interweb, boon to angsty teen poets everywhere.

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